No Hawaiian Shirt Christmas Party

After what I consider a somewhat exhausting summer I was sort of looking forward to a colorful hawaiian shirt Christmas party with my car club. But that dream was quickly shattered when I was told that it’s going to be a formal party attended by the usual very boring, unsociable and normally informal people.

So news of that pretty much erased any excitement I may have had, which includes a email comment I read in a shared conversation that stated “oh he is not wearing a Hawaiian shirt to the party”? Well up yours too because I am sure you will be wearing the same boring black outfit that you wear to every other party, you know who you are.

Obviously I have no aloha for these hypocritical people, hopefully Santa wont leave them anything but a lump of coal for Christmas.